MOBILE EK MANDIR HAI
SMS USKA BHAGWAN HAI
SMS BHEJNE WALA BHAKTA HAI
AUR NA BHEJNE WALA
MANDIR KE SAMNEWALA SABSE BDA BHIKARI HAI

SABSE ALAG SABSE NYARE HO AAP
TARIF KABHI PURI NAHO ITNE PYARE HO AAP
AAJ PTA CHALA KI JMANA KYU JALTA HAI HUMSE
KYUNKI DOST AAKHIR HMARE HO AAP

SANTA:- KAL PADOSAN MERE SAPNE ME AAYI THI
WIFE:- AKELE AAYI HOGI
SANTA:- HA MAGAR TUMHE KAISE PTA
WIFE:- USKA HUSBAND MERE SAPNE ME AAYA THA

SANTA TO SHOPKEEPER JRA UNDERWARE TO DIKHANA
SHOPKEEPER:- I AM SORRY SIR PAR AAJ MAI APNA UNDERWARE
PAHAN KAR NAI AAYA

AATI HAI YAD BABBAR TUMHARI
KAISE BHULAYE HUM
JIS DIL ME TUMHARI YAD NA HO
AISA DIL KHA SE LAYE HUM

EK PAHCHAN HJARO DOST BNA DETI HAI
EK MUSKAN HAJARO GUM BHULA DETI HAI
ZINDAGI KE SAFAR ME SAMBHAL KE CHALNA
EK GALATFAHMI HAZARO GUM BHULA DETI HAI

AAJ FIR UDASI CHHAI HAI
TANHAI ME BAITHE APKI YAD AAYI HAI
IN PALKO KO BAND KAISE KARLU
IN ANKHOME TASVIR JO AAPKI AAYI HAI