2 din ki hai zindagi sda khush rahna
dil me koi gum ho to humse kahna
hum dosti ka rishta nibhyenge aapse
bas aap kabhi alvida na kahna

DUR RAHKAR AAPKO MIS KIYA HUMNE
AAPE LIYE GOD SE WISH KIYA HUMNE
CHUPKE SE AAPKI YAD CHALI AAYI
TO BADE PYAR SE APKO DISTURB KIYA HUMNE

KHUSHI JAB HATH ME HOTI HAI TO CHHOTI LAGTI HAI
ISE EK PAL ME CHHODKAR DEKHO PTA LAG JAYEGA
KE KITNI BADI AUR KHAS HOTI HAI

AAPLYA SAWLI PASUN AAPANACH SHIKAWE
KADHI LHAN TAR KADHI MOTHE HOUN JGAWE SHEWATI KAY GHEUN JANAR AYUSHYAT
MHANUN MAITRICHE ROPTE JIWAN BHAR JPAWE

WHEN YOU DEVELOPE THE ABILITY TO LISEN ANYTHING WITHOUT LOOSING UR TEMPER OR SELF CONFIDENCE TI MEANS YOU HAVE BECOME.................................



EDUCATED

HAR KHUSHI "KHUSHI"MANGE AAPSE
ZINDAGI ZINDA DILI MANGE AAPSE
UJALA HO MUKKADDAR ME AAPKE ITNA
KE CHAND BHI ROSHNI MANGE AAPSE

NA MANGI DUA NA KOI GUJARISH KI
NA KOI FARIYAD NA KOI NUMAISH KI
JAB BHI ZUKA SIR SAJDE ME KHUDA KE
BAS APKI KHUSHI KI KHWAISH KI

DIL KI KITAB KA PANNA CHURA LE GYA KOI
ANKHO SE NIND UDA LE GYA KOI
KISIKI YADON ME TADAPNE KI AADAT NA THI HUME
APNI YADON ME TADAPANA SIKHA GYA KOI

AANSU NA HOTE TO ANKHE ITNI KHUBSURAT NA HOTI
DARD NA HOTE TO KHUSHI KI CHAHAT NA HOTI
AGAR MIL JATA CHAHNE SE KOI TO DUNIA ME
KHUDA KI JARURAT NA HOTI

TRUE LOVE LIKE

I WISH TRUE LOVE WAS LIKE A BOY PLAYING A CARROM
ALWAYS AFRAID OF LOSING HIS QUEEN
A GIRL PLAYING CHESS RISKING EVERYTHING TO PROTECT HER KING

DIL SE JINKO HUM PYAR DENGE
SACH KAHTE HAI USKI ZINDAGI SWAR DENGE
DEKH LENA TARAS JAYENGE WO LOG
UMAR BHAR KE LIYE JINKO HUM DIL SE NIKAL DENGE

AAJ HUM UNHE BEWAFA BTA KE AAYE HAI
UNKE KHATO KO PANI ME BHA KE AAYE HAI
KOI NIKAL KE PADH NA LE ISLIYE
PANI ME BHI AAG LGA KE AAYE HAI

BIN DARD KE ROYA NAHI JATA
BIN PYAR KE RISHTA BNAYA NAHI JATA
EK BAT ZINDAGI ME YAD RAKHNA
APNI KHUSHI KE LIYE KISIKO RULAYA NAHI JATA

SAPNE HAI ANKHO ME PAR NIND KAHI AUR HAI
DIL HAI JISM ME PAR DHADKAN KAHI AUR HAI
KAISE BAYAN KARE APNA HAL - E - DIL
JI RAHE HAI PAR ZINDAGI KAHI AUR HAI

MOST PAINFUL SITUATION IN LIFE

TO SIT IN FRONT OF THE PERSON IN LOVE

N


HE IS CRYING FOR THE PERSON HE LOVED

KHUBIYA ITNI TO NAHI HUM ME

CHAHAT TO AAJ BHI UTNI HAI UNKI
PAR KISMAT KE HATHO MAJBUR HO GAYE
DEKHI JO UNME APNE LIYE BERUKHI
HUM UNKI KHUSHI KE LIYE UNSE DUR HO GAYE

CHUP RAHTE HAI KE KOI KHAFFA NA HO JAYE
HMARI BATON SE KOI RUSWA NA HO JAYE
BADI MUSHKIL SE APNE HUE HAI
DAR LAGTA HAI KABHI WO BHI JUDA NA HO JAYE

OPEN HEART SERJURY KE BAHAR LIKHA THA
"DIL KHOL LETE APNA YARON KE SATH
TO AAJ NA KHOLNA PADTA AUJARO KE SATH

HMARI DOSTI ICICI BANK KI TARAH NAHI
8 AM TO 8 PM
HMARI DOSTI CITI BANK KI TARAH NAHI
24 HOUR HELP LINE
YE TO LIC HAI\
ZINDAGI KE BAD BHI ZINDAGI KE SATH BHI

TANHA SANSO KO EK YAD KI JARURAT HOGI
DIL KI KASHTI KO EK KINARE KI JARURAT HOGI
KYA SATH RAHOGE US DIN
JIS DIN HAME EK SHARE KI JARURAT HOGI

BHUL JANA USE JO TUMHE BHULA DE
MAT DEKHNA USE JO TUMHE RULA DE
PAR KABHI NA HONA DUR US SHAKS SE
JO APNI ANKHE BHIGO KAR TUMHE HANSA DE

MANDIRO ME HATH JODE JATE HAI
MASJIDO ME HATH FAILAYE JATE HAI
DOSTI HI EK AISI JAGAH HAI
JHA HATH MILAYE JATE HAI

KHAMOSHIYON ME EK ADA ITNI PYARI LAGI.
AAPKI DOSTI HUME SABSE NYARI LAGI.
YE NA TUTE YAHI DUA HAI KYUNKI.
YAHI EK CHIJ TO DUNIYA ME HAME HMARI LAGI

EK SA DIL SABKE PAS HOTA HAI
FIR KYU NAHI SABPE WISHWAS HOTA HAI.
INSAN CHAKE KITNA HI AAM KYU NA HO WO KISINA KISI KE LIYE KHAS HOTA HAI

AANSU PINE KI AADAT HO GAYI
BIN TERE JINE KI AADAT HO GAYI.
EHSAS NAHI HOTA DARD KA.
KYUNKI SINE MEJAKHAM CHHUPANE KI AADAT HO GAYI HAI

KUCHH LOG ACHHI YADON KI TARAH HOTE HAI.
JINHE YAD KAR KE DIL KHUSH HO JATA HAI.
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.AAP UNHI ME SE EK KA SMS PADH RAHE HO.

SANTA SHERE PUNJAB HOTEL ME. MURGA KHANE GYA.
USE ENGLISH NAI AAYI TO WO BOLA ANDE KA PAPA PLEASE

LAMHO KI EK KITAB HAI ZINDAGI.
SANSO AUR KHAYALO KA HISAB HAI ZINDAGI.
KUCHH ZARURATE PURI KUCHH KHWAISHE ADHURI.
BAS INHI SAWALO KA JWAB HAI ZINDAGI.

tu mere nasib me nahi hai firbhi mai tuzse pyar karta hu
mai janta hu ke nasib badal sakta hai
isliye mai tera intzar karta hu

magic line for life time


if you give a girl love

then girl will give you the whole world

udas hoto meri hansi mang lena

pyar se pyari koi majburi nahi hoti
kami apno ki kabhi puri nahi hoti
dilon ka juda hona ek alag bat hai
nazro se dur hona koi duri nahi hoti

kash jate hue waqt ko rok jate hum
dosti me bitaya har lamha jod pate hum
najane kitni yadein dosto ne di hume
kash unke liye zindagi ko mod pate hum

flowers die
stories end
songs fade
memories are forgotten
all things come to end
but precious people like you always rememberd

Tanhai ke saharo me ghar bsa liya en ansuo
in ansuo ko apna mandir bna liya
suna tha yha patthar ko pujte hai log
isliyehi khud ko patthar bna liya

I asked god why we fall in a relationship wid sm 1 wen v know dat it will
end after some time.
God told i will answer u but 1st tel me why you live when we know dat we have to die

YOU CANT WRAP LOVE IN BOX
BUT YOU CAN WRAP A PERSON IN HUG
A HUG DELIGHTS WARM AND CHARM
THAT IS WHY GOD GAVE US ARM

NA JANE KYU RET KI TARAH NIKAL JATE HAI WO LOG HAT SE
JINHE ZINDAGI SAMAZ KAR KABHI KHONA NAI CHAHTE

KABHI UDASI KABHI MASTI
KABHI AANSU KABHI KHUSHI
CHHOTA SA PAL CHHOTI SI KHUSHI
PYAR KI KASHTI BAS ISIKA TO NAM HAI MOHABBAT

SATH AGAR TERA MIL GYA HOTA
PARWAH HUM JMANE KI HARGIJ KARTE NAI
PAHLE JO JAN JATE ANJAM-E-MOHABBAT
KHUDA KI KASAM HUM MOHABBAT NA KARTE

YADO NE PAS AAKAR KUCHH GUNGUNA DIYA
JAISE KISINE BHULA HUA FSANA SUNA DIYA
JANE KYA BAT THI GUJRE KAL ME
AAPKI YAD AATE HI CHEHRA MUSKURA DIYA

MAMA BANUNGA YA MAMI

SANTA DIARY LIKH RHA THA
AAJ MERI BAHAN KO BACHHA HONE WALA HAI
PTA NAI KE LADKA HOGA YA LADKI
ISLIYE MUZE PTA NAI KE MAI MAMA BANUNGA YA MAMI

 Mama So Broke: Her Front & Back Door On The Same Hinge

Mama So Bald: i Can See What She Thinkin

Mama So Fat: That When She Get On The Scales It Says 1 At A Time

बंता डायरी लिख रहा था। उसने लिखा, आज मेरी बहन की डिलिवरी होने वाली है। पता नहीं लड़का होगा या लड़की? इसलिए मुझे यह भी पता नहीं कि मैं मामा बनूंगा या मामी?' 

भानजा- मामा, मुझे 200 रुपए दे दो। 
मामा- अरे! 
तुझे रुपए की नहीं, अक्ल की जरूरत है। 
भानजा- मगर मैं आपसे वही चीज तो माँगूँगा, जो आपके पास है।

एक सज्जन वाराणसी पहुँचे | स्टेशन पर उतरे ही थे कि एक लड़का दौड़ता हुआ आया |
“मामा जी! मामा जी!”—लड़के ने लपक कर पैर छूए |
वे पहचाने नहीं , बोले –‘तुम कौन?’
‘मैं मुन्ना | आप पहचाने नहीं मुझे ?’
‘मुन्ना?’ वे सोचने लगे |
’हाँ, मुन्ना | भूल गए आप मामा जी | खैर कोई बात नहीं इतने साल भी तो हो गए |’
‘तुम यहाँ कैसे ?’ ‘मैं आजकल यही हूँ |’
‘अच्छा!’ ‘हाँ’
मामा जी अपने भांजे के साथ वाराणसी घूमने लगे | चलो कोई तो साथ मिला | कभी इस मन्दिर , कभी उस मन्दिर , फिर पहुँचे गंगा घाट | सोचा नहा लें |
‘मुन्ना नहा लें ?’
‘जरुर नहाइये मामा जी | वाराणसी आये हैं और नहायें नहीं, यह कैसे हो सकता है |’
मामा जी ने गंगा में डुबकी लगायी | हर-हर गंगे | बाहर निकले तो सामान गायब , कपड़े गायब , लड़का भी गायब |
‘मुन्ना .......ए मुन्ना |’
मगर मुन्ना वहाँ हो तो मिले | तौलिया लपेट कर खड़ें हैं |
‘क्यों भाई, आपने साहब मुन्ना को देखा है?’
‘कौन मुन्ना ?’
‘वही जिसके हम मामा हैं |’
‘मै समझा नहीं |’
‘अरे जिसके हम मामा हैं वो मुन्ना |’
वे तौलिया पेटे यहाँ से वहाँ दौड़ते रहे | मुन्ना नहीं मिला |

KAGAZ PE HUMNE JINDAGI LIKH DI
ANKHO SE SINCH KAR KHUSHI LIKH DI
DARD JAB HUMNE UBARA LAFJO ME
LOG KAHNE LAGE WAH KYA GAZAL LIKH DI

KAUN KISKE LIYE JITA HAI
KAUN KISKE LIYE ROTA HAI
MATLAB KI DUNIYA HAI YAR
YHA MESSAGE WAHI KARTA HAI
JISKE PAS DOST KE LIYE TIME HOTA HAI

MOBILE EK MANDIR HAI
SMS USKA BHAGWAN HAI
SMS BHEJNE WALA BHAKTA HAI
AUR NA BHEJNE WALA
MANDIR KE SAMNEWALA SABSE BDA BHIKARI HAI

SABSE ALAG SABSE NYARE HO AAP
TARIF KABHI PURI NAHO ITNE PYARE HO AAP
AAJ PTA CHALA KI JMANA KYU JALTA HAI HUMSE
KYUNKI DOST AAKHIR HMARE HO AAP

SANTA:- KAL PADOSAN MERE SAPNE ME AAYI THI
WIFE:- AKELE AAYI HOGI
SANTA:- HA MAGAR TUMHE KAISE PTA
WIFE:- USKA HUSBAND MERE SAPNE ME AAYA THA

SANTA TO SHOPKEEPER JRA UNDERWARE TO DIKHANA
SHOPKEEPER:- I AM SORRY SIR PAR AAJ MAI APNA UNDERWARE
PAHAN KAR NAI AAYA

AATI HAI YAD BABBAR TUMHARI
KAISE BHULAYE HUM
JIS DIL ME TUMHARI YAD NA HO
AISA DIL KHA SE LAYE HUM

EK PAHCHAN HJARO DOST BNA DETI HAI
EK MUSKAN HAJARO GUM BHULA DETI HAI
ZINDAGI KE SAFAR ME SAMBHAL KE CHALNA
EK GALATFAHMI HAZARO GUM BHULA DETI HAI

AAJ FIR UDASI CHHAI HAI
TANHAI ME BAITHE APKI YAD AAYI HAI
IN PALKO KO BAND KAISE KARLU
IN ANKHOME TASVIR JO AAPKI AAYI HAI

TU MERA SAPNA MERA ARMAN HAI
PAR SHAYAD TU APNI AHMIYAT SE ANJAN HAI

MUZSE KABHI B RUTH MAT JANA AAP KYUNKI
MERI DUNIYA AAPKE BINA VIRAN HAI

AAPSE MILNE KI CHAHAT HAMESHA RAHEGI
AAPKO BHULKAR ZINDAGI NA RAHEGI
AAPSE HMARA PYAR TAB TAK RAHEGA
JAB TAK YE DUNIYA SLAMAT RAHEGI

DUNIYA ME ITNI RASME KYU HAI
PYAR AGAR ZINDAGI HAI TO KASME KYU HAI
HAME BTAYA NAHI YE RAJ KOI
DIL AGAR APNA HAI TO KISI AUR KE BAS ME KYU HAI

YAD

KUCHH ANSU HOTE HAI JO BAHTE NAHI
LOG APNE PYAR KE BINA DUNUYA ME RAHTE NAHI
HUM JANTE HAI UNHE BHI AATI HAI HMARI YAD
PAR JANE KYU WO HUMSE KAHTE NAHI

DOSTO ME DUNIYA

LOG ROOP DEKHATE HAI HUM DIL
LOG SAPNE DEKHATE HAI HUM HAQIQAT
LOGO ME AUR HUM ME ITNA FARK HAI
LOG DUNIYA ME DOST DEKHATE HAI HUM
...........DOSTO ME DUNIYA

MBA V/S CHOR

FATHER :- MERE CHAR BACCHHE HAI USME SE TIN MBA HAI AUR EK CHOR HAI
FRIEND :- TO AAP USE GHAR SE BAHAR NIKAL KYU NAI DETE.
FATHER:- KYA KARU WOHI TO EK KMATA HAI

MBA V/S CHOR

FATHER :- MERE CHAR BACCHHE HAI USME SE TIN MBA HAI AUR EK CHOR HAI
FRIEND :- TO AAP USE GHAR SE BAHAR NIKAL KYU NAI DETE.
FATHER:- KYA KARU WOHI TO EK KMATA HAI

AFSANA DOSTI KA

JIS SHAM DIL ME TERI YAD NA AAYE
KHUDA KARE AISI SHAM NA AAYE,
AI DOST YE MUMKIN HI NAHI,
K AFSANA LIKHU DOSTI KA
AUR USME TERA NAM NA AAYE

FRIENDSHIP ME NOLIMIT

ROAD PE SPEED LIMIT
EXAM ME TIME LIMIT
PYAR ME AGE LIMIT
BUILDING ME HEIGHT LIMIT
BUT FRIENDSHIP ME NO LIMIT

I'll Cry With You

If one day u feel like crying, call me. I can't promise to make u laugh, but I'm willing to cry with u.
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I'll Cry With You

If one day u feel like crying, call me. I can't promise to make u laugh, but I'm willing to cry with u.
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CHOCOLATE

If u r a chocolate ur the sweetest, if u r a Teddy Bear u r the most huggable, If u r a Star u r the Brightest, and since u r my “FRIEND” u r the “BEST”!!!!!!!!!
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CHOCOLATE

If u r a chocolate ur the sweetest, if u r a Teddy Bear u r the most huggable, If u r a Star u r the Brightest, and since u r my “FRIEND” u r the “BEST”!!!!!!!!!
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HAVE YOU EVER WONDERED
HOW MANY THOUGHTS FEELINGS AND EMOTIONS
ARE HIDDEN BEHIND DIS SIMPLE SENTENCE
" KUCHH NAI YAR BAS AISE HI"

YADEIN

YADON NE PAS AAKAR KUCHH GUNGUNA DIYA
JAISE KISI NE BHULA HUA BHULA HUA FSANA SUNA DIYA
JANE KYA BAT THI GUJARE JMANE ME
AAPKI YAD AATE HI CHEHRA MUSKURA DIYA

TU MERA SAPNA MERA ARMAN HAI
PAR SHAYAD TU APNI AHMIYAT SE ANJAN HAI
MUZSE KABHI BHI RUTH MAT JANA AAP
KYUNKI APKE BINA MERI DUNIYA WIRAN HAI

DUR HAI APSE PAR MILNE KI AAS HAI.
MAN KO HAR PAL EK EHSAS HAI.
AAP KAL BHI KHAS THE AUR AAJ BHI KHAS HO.